Today, Palin's people announced that there's absolutely no truth, no truth whatsoever!, to those horrible, vicious, slanderous rumors that son Trigg is actually the child of daughter Bristol. The proof is simple--at the time Sarah was giving birth to Trigg, then 16 year-old high school junior Bristol had already been
knocked up for a month herself.
Of course, the McCain camp is appalled, appalled, I tell you!, that liberal blogosphere would stoop so low as to even report the initial rumor in the first place. Never mind that where there was smoke, there really was fire... Or how when other
teenage celebrities have gotten pregnant, the media has jumped all over that with more ferocity than they did the Russia-Georgia conflict. And lest anyone think otherwise, Bristol Spears--uh, I mean, Palin--is now a minor celebrity, the result of her mother's bid for the Vice President slot. Maybe Sarah was still so busy figuring out what a
Veep does that she hadn't had a chance yet to even think what might be involved for her family regarding a campaign. But just as has happened with Jenna and Barbara Bush, Chelsea Clinton, Amy Carter, and Jack and Caroline Kennedy before them, Bristol Palin is certainly a minor celebrity.
And speaking of Chelsea Clinton, can you imagine the field day the press would have had if she had become pregnant at the age of 16 while her father was still in the White House? Certainly, the calls from the conservative media about how Bill and Hillary Clinton were obviously not fit to live in the White House if they couldn't even properly raise their own family would've been deafening. But now that it's an ultra-conservative Governor from Alaska who doesn't believe in a woman's right to chose nor anything
other than abstinence-only sex education, we're supposed to just leave off and let the soon-to-be-married Bristol have her peace.
I'm perfectly fine with letting Bristol have that peace, too--even if the wisdom of making a high school senior marry seem pretty questionable. But this doesn't change the fact the questions of irony around her mother need to be asked. How exactly can you support a policy of abstinence-only education when it so clearly failed for you, Governor? And how can we expect you to raise a family and serve as the Vice-President at the same time, when you haven't done a great job with both so far as Governor?
And to McCain and the conservative blogosphere, I say: give up the hypocrisy already. You gave up the right to criticize long ago, even before you upbraided your own conservative press for failing to go after John Edwards, even though the only evidence that existed was a story from the pay-for-sources, PhotoShop-happy
National Enquirer. It even started before you lambasted Al Gore's pothead son. These stories are only a small part of the political landscape of what voters should consider, but you've been equally--if not more so--complicit in making them an issue. If you want Palin's daughter's pregnancy taken off the table, then the same has to be said when it comes to Democratic politicians as well.
Until that happens--and considering how dirty a business politics has become, it'll certainly be a while--don't complain when what goes around comes around.